Friday, September 4, 2009

False advertising

I'm a big fan of butter and nipples, and this shot had neither.

Also, I never knew that butterscotch schnapps is clear.

This shot is candy. You could freeze it and use it as a Popsicle. Make it a little gooier, and it's filling for a chocolate candy or a cake. Buttery nipple frosting! That'll get the party started.

I mixed mine well. It wasn't too sweet, and the butterscotch flavor didn't overpower. But good lord, I shouldn't even be writing that I had one.


Manly or Girly? Beyond girly. We're talking unicorns and rainbows.

Appearance: Cream

Consistency: Like buttah

Taste: See above.

Stomach acceptance: Yum, desert!

Good drink for: Any group of giggling, college-age women

Hangover factor: I bet it's high, actually. These go down easy and sneak up on you.

Would I actually order this in public? Hell no. And not in private, either.

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